Just win, please
The gang in Oakland is creaky, confused and, worst of fall, well-behaved. This isn't only bad for those crazies in the black hole -- it's a disaster for Raiders haters everywhere.
Don't do this to us, guys. Please.
We're just not ready for this. Don't take the fun away, the joy derived from pure, unadulterated Raiders hatred. Every NFL fan save yours needs it, you know. And it has nothing to do with Raider Nation, those freaky face-painters for whom happiness comes from turning McAfee Coliseum into some S&M gang war9colored in Randy Moss jerseys, of course. It's a self-esteem thing, as pure and ugly as the basic human need for superiority. No one hates the Texans or Packers or Lions or Titans the way they do the renegade, outlaw, overpaid, overlitigated, "Just sin, baby" Oakland Raiders.
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