Screw the Math
Taking you so far inside the numbers, you'll never find your way out.
Originally Published: January 5, 2004
ESPN The Magazine
1. If every team in the NFL were the Browns, Jamal Lewis would have rushed for exactly 4,000 yards this season.
2. Kim Clijsters weighs .0498% more than her fiancé, Lleyton Hewitt.
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