He picked up dinner the other day at a vending machine. Oreos and orange juice. Cost him six coins. He is 6'6", 280 pounds, but for some reason the fool lives on after-school snacks alone. It's chicken fingers five nights a week and 7-Eleven the other two, assuming he eats at all. Food -- it's a damn inconvenience.
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