I'm not mad at you. Not really, anyway. But to all of you basking in the glow of a run to the championship game in your fantasy league, well, I have nothing to say to you right now. Call me back later. Give me a few minutes to cool off, collect my thoughts and dislodge my adidas from my TV screen.
A quick rundown of my fantabulous 2005 fantasy football season:
The PC Load Letters, 12-team public league: After winning a neck-and-neck race for the regular-season crown on the coattails of RB LaDainian Tomlinson and little else, I folded like a bad Joan Rivers facelift in the semifinals of the playoffs. The other guy had Tiki Barber (24 points) and Tom Brady (23) this week. Hey, what do you do?