FBA: Examining the Heat
Aging. You, me and everyone else eventually gets cranky. Creaky. The muscles get tighter, the joints get stiffer, and rolling out of bed every morning takes a little longer. If you're sitting in your cubicle right now, wondering where along the way that you lost those six-pack abs and added that tuft of ear air, take solace: So is Larry Bird.
And though they aren't ready to be put into homes just yet, the Miami Heat already are grumpy old men. Just watch them play: ranked 29th in the league in scoring, 28th in steals and 24th in both field-goal attempts and assists, they're more stopped up than Elvis on his worst day.
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