A Talladega twist of fate

Friday, October 30, 2009 | Print Entry

It may seem like Jimmie Johnson has the Cup locked up , but for all you chalk bettors out there who have called this race before it even begins, I'd like to pull your attention back seven years ago to the 2002 Talladega.

As he is this weekend, Jimmie Johnson cruised into Alabama as the points leader (he was still just an out-of-nowhere rookie phenom back then). Mark Martin, as he is this weekend, was second in points, a mere 11 points back, instead of the 118 he'll trail on Sunday. And as is also the case this weekend, the third- and fourth-place competitors were Jeff Gordon and Tony Stewart, though in '02 it was Smoke in third, 36 points back, and Gordon in fourth, 109.

What took place that day -- in the span of about 30 seconds -- was one of the most oft-forgotten single-day swings in Cup Series title fight history.

Let us set the scene.

During the warm-up laps -- not the race, the FREAKING WARM-UP LAPS -- the front row of Johnson and Martin were cruising behind the pace car, still four turns away from taking the green. Martin, on the high side, started warming up his tires with some hard left-right movements -- one of the oldest, most common prerace rituals there is.

But the turns looked wonky. The No. 6 Ford Taurus lurched right toward the wall, then right again, then hard back to the left ... and directly into the nose of Jimmie Johnson's Chevy.

"Mark, was it something with the tire rubbing against the fender?" Crew chief Ben Leslie asked over the radio as Martin spun helplessly toward the wall just past the start-finish line.

"No," Martin replied, audibly disgusted. "That wasn't it. This was mechanical. Something broke."

Martin was forced to pull into pit row because of a black flag. After repairs had been made, he struggled to finish the race two laps down. Johnson suffered precious aerodynamic damage to his Chevy that was coincidentally followed by a rare outbreak of Hendrick engine failures, a rash that also ended the day for Gordon.

Eventually, Martin finished 30th. Johnson finished 37th. Gordon was 42nd. And Stewart?

"We finished second and took over the points lead for the first time ever," former crew chief Greg Zipadelli recalled last weekend at Martinsville. "Tony tucked in behind Dale Junior and never even made a move for the win. We couldn't believe what happened. We entered that weekend third in points and left in the lead, up something like 75 points over Mark. [Actually, it was 72] It was a 100-plus point swing. And none of our closest guys were taken out by the big one, the big crash. Can you believe that?"

Frankly, no. I couldn't believe it that day and I still can't today. But deep down -- and I know you're with me on this, race fans -- I'd like to see it happen again. Right, Zippy?

"You don't ever want to wish a bad day on your competition. And I know Tony doesn't want to win a title that way. But if it happens, it won't exactly break his heart."

Talladega Chase Chances

History may tell us to be wary of predictions, but once again, as we do every Friday, it's time to get so deep inside our NASCAR projections we'll give your ninth grade algebra teacher a migraine. We take the 12 Chasers and look at their career numbers at the next track on the schedule, this week being the uber-scary and perpetually unpredictable Talladega Superspeedway. As always, we factor in each driver's career, their most recent visit to this track, in this case April's Aaron's 400, their driver rating and their current momentum on the leaderboard. Current points ranking are in parentheses.

For the record, in two weeks of trials, my numbers have successfully predicted that Jimmie Johnson was going to contend for the win at both Lowe's and Martinsville. Then again, that's like predicting who's going to win a showdown between a butterfly and the windshield of a Mack truck.

By the way, don't read too much into Carl Edwards' 24th-place finish from the spring. You might recall that he was leading with the checkered flag in view when this happened.

Best Chance at Talladega
Driver Starts Wins Top 10's Avg. Finish Apr 26* Driver Rating**
Jeff Gordon (3) 33 6 16 16.4 37th 85.9
Tony Stewart (4) 21 1 12 13.8 23rd 92.4
Denny Hamlin (9) 7 0 2 18.9 22nd 94.8
Jimmie Johnson (1) 15 1 6 17.7 30th 84.1
Juan Montoya (5) 5 0 1 18.6 20th 81.0
Kurt Busch (6) 17 0 12 12.1 6th 81.0
Ryan Newman (7) 15 0 7 18.5 3rd 80.0
Brian Vickers (12) 10 1 5 19.7 8th 90.1
Mark Martin (2) 43 2 22 16.1 43rd 58.7
Greg Biffle (8) 13 0 1 23.8 7th 67.4
Carl Edwards (10) 10 0 3 24.5 24th 67.3
Kasey Kahne (11) 11 0 1 23.5 36th 65.0

* Aaron's 499, won by non-Chaser Brad Keselowski
** Driver Rating has been compiled by NASCAR since 2005

Halloween: Scariest Paint Schemes

The author ponders his life.

It's never too late to look back on truly groundbreaking journalism. So, in honor of All Hallow's Eve, feel free to take a look back at my ESPN.com story of one year ago, documenting the top five scariest NASCAR paint schemes of all-time.

Nothing from this year's ridiculously long list of car skins was bad enough to crack the top five, but here's three that would have been worth adding to the "Dishonorable Mentions":

Elliott Sadler's Insignia Audyssey Dodge: It looked like an ad for split pea soup, not high-end audio gear.

Derrike Cope's Blu Frog Energy Drink Dodge from Daytona: Is it just me or does the frog look a little like Clint Bowyer?

• Carl Edwards' Realtree/Aflac Ford: Am I the only person who was a little creeped out by the image of a duck garnished by a camo backdrop? I spent the whole race waiting for him to be shot.

Halloween II: Fun ... Or Just Plain Scary?

So you say you won't be at Talladega this weekend to watch Marty Smith climb a greased pole in the infield? (Yes, that's really happening via a lost bet on the Virginia Tech-Alabama game with Dale Junior's PR rep Mike Davis.) Don't sweat it, there's plenty of NASCAR Halloween fun to be had at home.

• Still don't know what you or your kid is going to be for Halloween? Well, if you like Smoke, Junior, Jeff or, ahem, Pit Lizards, then NASCAR-Costumes.com is here for you.

• Of if you'd rather, you can see Gordon dressed like someone else.

• Or if you'd rather, see Gordon dressed like a night stand.

• Or here's a good Kyle Busch joke that requires no words.

• And then there are these bizarre NASCAR-themed Halloween music videos posted by a demented fan. Here's the 2007 edition. Warning: Not appropriate for kids. Hell, I'm not sure who it is appropriate for, but Dale Jr. fans will like the shot at the 1:24 mark.

Halloween III: Rock to Pops to Orange to Spook

The inaugural event at the North Carolina Speedway in Rockingham was held on Oct. 31, 1965. Several fans may have thought they'd seen a ghost that Halloween when Curtis "Pops" Turner won the race four years after being slapped with a "lifetime ban" in '61.

That ban came about because Pops had tried to organize a drivers' union with advice from Jimmy Hoffa and the Teamsters. Turner and the Teamsters had become acquainted when the union-makers stepped in to help the racer climb out of the financial hole he'd dug himself into while building the Charlotte Motor Speedway in 1960. The first race at the not-quite-finished 1.5-mile track was the World 600, held on June 19 in which Turner finished 39th.

His previous start had come three weeks earlier, on May 29, 1960, when he finished 17 out of 25 cars at the Orange (that's a Halloween color) Speedway in Hillsboro, N.C. The car one spot ahead of him was driven by Ankrum Crawford of Fayetteville, N.C. But no one called him Ankrum.

His real name was Spook. Spook Crawford. It's true. Look it up.

Happy Halloween.


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