Three Strikes: Wednesday edition

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 | Print Entry

STRIKE ONE: Here's the only reason Barry Bonds makes any sense in Tampa Bay: .480/.565/1.045.

That, of course, is Bonds' stat line last season as a Giant. And in the history of the Don't Call Us The Devil Rays franchise, they've never had anyone who came within 69 points of Bonds' .480 on-base percentage last year. And only Carlos Pena (.627 slugging percentage, 1.037 OPS last year) ever beat Bonds' 2007 slugging or OPS numbers.

But now that we've got that out of the way, here's why this can't possibly happen:  
 

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