There's a reason you eat breakfast every morning, people. It's the most important meal of the day, as it boosts your metabolism and gives you the added energy to get through the day.
Don't believe me? Well, then just take a look at Georgia running back signee Nick Chubb:
— Radi Nabulsi (@RadiNabulsi) May 13, 2014
Yeah, that's just his normal, pre-race routine. The four-star prospect and ESPN 300 member was competing in this past week's Georgia state track meet when this awesome picture was snapped. What was supposed to be move to loosen up those legs and joints, turned into a freak show before our very eyes. Chubb had a time of 10.79 in the preliminaries of the Class AAAA 100-meter dash.
Chubb is supposed to have a 40-inch vertical, but that jump right there easily cleared 3.33 feet. I'm pretty sure he could have cleared me and my towering 5-foot-8 frame.
But there's a lot more Chubb could have done with that leap of ... freak:
1. Showing he could hurdle Jadeveon Clowney: Yeah, Clowney's lucky he got out of the SEC when he did, or he'd be subjected to many hurdles from Mr. Chubb. Clowney was a superior athlete when he was on the field, but a jump like that makes you wonder what would have happened when these two met. Chubb might not blow by Clowney, but who needs to run fast when you can just jump over your competition? SEC defensive ends/linebackers beware.
2. Showing Blake Griffin how it's really done: Remember when Los Angeles Clippers star Blake Griffin tried to wow everyone at the NBA Dunk Contest by "jumping" over a car? Well, he didn't. He jumped over part of the hood, leaving so much to be desired in his championship-swindling dunk. Griffin could learn a lot from Chubb, who by my calculations, just cleared that Kia Griffin couldn't with ease.
3. Proving to be a valuable one-two punch with Gurley: We still don't know how healthy Keith Marshall will be, and I haven't seen any freaky photos of other freshman running back Sony Michel, so we're still looking for someone to consistently help Todd Gurley out. But let's forget about learning plays and development. Here's the perfect play for Georgia: Chubb takes the hand off, Gurley runs in front, as they get closer to the end zone, Chubb leaps onto Gurley's shoulders and jumps over the goal line. Best touchdown ever! And don't tell me Gurley couldn't handle it.
4. Showing he could be handy around the football facility: Need a light fixed, but don't have a ladder? Call Chubb. Need to paint the ceiling? Call Chubb. Need to get a ball out of the rafters? Call Chubb. Need someone to jump one of the walls at Foley Field right next to the football complex because Hutson Mason got a little careless with one of his throws? Call Chubb.
5. Bringing the country a real touchdown celebration: For some reason, when New Orleans Saints tight end Jimmy Graham dunks a football through goal posts after a touchdown, people get all giddy. OK, he can jump high and has long arms. But Chubb is bringing something way more exciting to the touchdown celebration: He's jumping through the goal posts. Get on Chubb's level, Jimmy!