The Salsa or the Tiger? 

February, 16, 2013
2/16/13
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There's a classic short story called "The Lady or the Tiger" that ends - spoiler alert - with the reader left to decide which of the two things mentioned in the tale's title awaits behind the door that is to be opened at the end. It's a story of a no-win situation where all parties involved end up without getting everything they want.